Score: 6

"Ack!"

submission: Corporate News

date: March 18, 2005

Whoa..that was pretty funny, at the beginning. That voice is part of what made it so funny.
Then, after a while, it just got kinda annoying.
You should totally trim this down, and improve the quality of the images.
BTW, that static sound is jolting when you're wearing headphones.

Score: 3

"Good god. Stop."

submission: Evil Dead II -- episode 3

date: February 6, 2005

Seriously, man.
I have officially discovered why this bites goat.
When Ash said "Workshed!", he sounded like a horny preteen. I assume that this is you.
Anyway, the animation sucks, again. Because all you do is motion tween, shape tween, and use static text fields.
The bit with the saw through the head, was just horribly done. If I ever met you, I'd rip off your arm and make you eat it.
I'll say it again, stop ruining the Evil Dead series, which you do not deserve the right to attempt to animate.

Score: 2

"Once again, this sucks goat."

submission: Evil Dead II -- episode 2

date: February 6, 2005

Another brief summary of Evil Dead 2.
People discover automated shape tweening, and they can't stop using it.
You are an insult to everything Evil Dead stands for.

Score: 2

"This bites."

submission: Evil Dead II -- episode 1

date: February 6, 2005

This is quite possibly the worst "tribute" to Evil Dead, Bruce Campbell, and Sam Raimi that I have ever seen.
The animation SUCKED GOAT.
And what's up with the black circles for eyes?
All you really did was make fun of Ash, copy lines word for word, and then not even give a summary.
This is...garbagio!

Score: 7

"Well...eep."

submission: The Abyss : Komjo

date: February 5, 2005

This left an icky feeling in my stomach after it was over.
Don't get me wrong, it was well done. Just...disturbing.
I got the dark humor vibe you had going on, but I didn't quite feel it after that poor puppy.
For that reason....I really like puppies and dogs, and this made me sad.

Score: 9

"Hmmm....brilliant."

submission: Salad Fingers Episode 5

date: January 28, 2005

This is very interesting. As usual, I watch Salad Fingers in low-quality. He's deveoping quite a character! I'd be very dissapointed if this was the last episode. Please go on!

Score: 8

"Wow..."

submission: Salad Fingers Episode 4

date: January 28, 2005

I swear, these are getting better. I expect to see more of these!
Dark sattirical, humor gets me. Salad Fingers voice and mannerisms are great.
Keep it up! And don't listen to this prat, G0tti, or anyone who stands in your way! Set them up the bomb!

Score: 9

"Holy Moley....."

submission: Salad Fingers Episode 3

date: January 28, 2005

I enjoy watching your incredibly dark humor on low-quality....gives it sort of an "organic" feel.

I've noticed....these just seem to keep getting darker, and darker....

Score: 8

"Righteous!"

submission: Green Brown

date: January 28, 2005

Very groovy, man! It's been awhile since i've seen anything good, and this was a fresh breath of air.
I'm glad you didn't go with some sort of Japanese Pop song. I was getting VERY sick of those.
The animation style is one I recognized, but is still rather unused. I liked it A LOT. I wish I could draw half as well as you can.
I liked the ending, and I don't have any gripes for once.
Congrats on a great Flash.

Score: 1

"BLAM!"

submission: Stone in focus

date: January 5, 2005

You prick. This sucks. It's goons like you that make newgrounds into a perverted, disgusting site. A thousand people would kill for your animating talents, what little there is, and you waste it making fruity, random-ass SHIT that makes me want to kick you in the crotch.....scratch thatm you don't have one, do you? Yes, that IS the only possible explaination for this.
I'm your age, but I'm not gay. BLAM!!!